This is not the time to be MOPING. This is the time to be ATTACKING. Everyone is saddened, imprisoned, WEAK. I should be taking advantage of this... So I need to catch a flight and make a phone call. I will cause SUCH destruction and pain in His name. He shall be pleased with me, and all of you loathsome humans will hate me and curse my name before I make you DROWN IN YOUR OWN BLOOD.
My plan is a glorious one, which will not fail. My target is weak, and unable to truly defend itself at this time. It will be easy prey. I am gonna make it SCREAM so good. You all are going to lose a good friend soon. A pillar of support. Some will be hurt more than others, and my guess is that one of you will die in a rescue attempt. You can guess who once my prey has been taken. I am bringing back an old toy of mine to assist with the hunt. HeheheheheHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I AM BACK.
Fucking hell, Twinkletwat. We have never been as weak as you thought we are. You're going to fucking lose, and I'll laugh when it happens. By all means. Come at us. See what happens when people band together.
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't be so confident, Elaine. We've figured out what Morningstar's planning, and believe me, there is no chance you can survive this, even if the police were not watching you.
ReplyDeleteEmail me. We would like to help, and it would benefit all of us if we could.
-The Operative
@Elaine: We shall see.
ReplyDelete@Operative: CONGRATULATIONS. You figured out my diabolical plans to MURDER LAINEY WITH A RUBBER DUCKY BOMB. Curse YOU Operative. Foiled Again. No seriously. You have no idea what my secret plans are. At all.
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ReplyDeleteA rubber ducky bomb? That sounds serious. But really, Operator, I've got it under control. Thank you for your concern.
ReplyDeleteStar, bring it on!
Aww... does this mean you won't be taking up knitting then?
ReplyDelete@Morningstar, it's not hard to figure out. Only one "toy" of yours could cause you to write this post in the way you did. I won't spoil it for everyone else though, but then again, I shouldn't have to; it's fairly obvious.
ReplyDelete@Elaine it's Operative, but you're welcome. Be VERY careful; if my hunch is correct you stand a good chance of dying.
If you, or anyone else needs me, you know where to find me.
-The Operative
Star, see a shrink. They can help with delusions like this.
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