The Operation is about to begin. So EXCITED. It is a brilliant BRILLIANT plan. It will not fail. It shall require subtlety and tact. This is a very stealthy mission and we intend to draw the bare minimum of blood. For now. Thank GOD I left Angmar behind in Texas, otherwise we might never have found her. We are even allowed to have my beautiful BEAUTIFUL Slendermobile to aid in the... "Rescue" of our Target from her captors. HAHAHAHAHA FUCK YOU PROSPER. SHE IS MINE NOW, NOT YOURS.
VENGEANCE IS MINE. VICTORY AT LAST.
UPDATE: I GOT YOUR GIRLFRIEND SAGEY. Come GET her. The longer you wait, the more FUN we will have with her. I wonder how much pain she can take before dying. Let's find out shall we? Hmm... What does she always call me? Cuntmuffin? Cunt. Muffin. Hmmm. How can we use that for torture. Should we? Nah. Too Vulgar. OH I KNOW. We'll let Recluse have fun with her. She will be all too happy to kick the shit out of her only (in her mind) rival for Sagey's affection. THIS IS GONNA BE SO MUCH FUN. FUCK YOU ALL. I AM BACK. AND I AM GONNA STAIN THE WORLD RED WITH THE BLOOD OF THE UNWORTHY. Starting with this bitch. Hurry Sagey. She is counting on you. I even let her have computer access so she can beg you to save her. Or something. It is funny either way.
Knew it. I knew you were going to use that damned thing. Just a damn shame that I couldn't do anything about it.
ReplyDelete*sigh* Anyone up for a rescue mission?
I'll be glad to kick your minion's ass for you, Star. Send the cunt in.
ReplyDeleteHahahaha. Hilarious. We are communicating via the Blogs when you could just yell at me. I guess we still aren't on speaking terms then Lainey? Sure. I'll send in Recluse. You asked for it.
ReplyDeleteThe daring don is always ready to rescue! If circumstances allow. Sometimes the don is simply too lejos...
ReplyDeleteStar, remind me to kick you in the balls if we ever meet. Elaine, help me out with that?
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You took her to shove it in Prosper's face? Do you actually plan to hurt Elaine or are you doing it to hold it over Prosper's head for a while? Or... Both?
ReplyDeleteYou're a coward and a buffoon, Morningstar. Why don't you just admit you have a crush on Elaine already and change sides- or is it Sage you're crushing on? Either way, your antics aren't anything a good knock upside the head (or three) wouldn't fix.
ReplyDelete@Mystery: You want to be the one to "fix" my antics? Feel free to try.
ReplyDelete@Shady: Both.
Fix you... well, I suppose that would put an end to your libido calling the shots.
ReplyDeleteI mean, I hadn't even considered Shady's angle. Is it Prosper you're crushing on? Are you trying to impress him?
Prosper can go to hell. If I knew where he was, I would probably send him there myself. NO ONE STEALS MY KILLS. Except Father of course.
ReplyDeleteThat's okay
ReplyDeleteYou can play with her
With our asylum girls
Does not change the end result
I am more than happy to share
What's that saying?
Sharing is caring.
☺
Ooooo, can I come play?
ReplyDeleteYou are dead.
ReplyDeleteWell that was Anti-Climactic, Sagey. I expected a little more than "You are dead." She really must not mean that much to you. Oh well. Guess I am going to have to kill her then. I'll give you a day or two more to try and rescue her or something, OK?
ReplyDeleteDuring that time, we will prepare to play the old "Needle in a Haystack" game Elaine will be the needle, the ground will be the haystack.
You sick bastard. Will someone please kill him already?
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