MY DISGUISE WAS PERFECT. How did they see through it... A hat, sunglasses, bellhop uniform (With a NAME TAG) and I spoke with a German Accent. AND USED GERMAN WORDS, hell, EVEN MY BELLHOP NAME WAS GERMAN (Johann Schmidt). My preparations were FLAWLESS. The Food was poisoned out of sight of EVERYONE except that damn cook (Of course, I made sure he kept quiet. Forever more.). The explosives under the chairs were hidden as carefully as possible. My minions were laying in wait in case things went wrong... I EVEN HAD A PARACHUTE IN CASE I HAD TO JUMP OUT A WINDOW.
Yet somehow... EVERYONE... EVERY SINGLE GODDAMN LAST ONE OF THOSE BASTARDS SAW THROUGH ME. I was not ACTING suspicious. So HOW DID YOU DO IT... Are... Are you unworthy Psychic now? I mean Sagey might be... But the rest of you?
For those who did NOT attend the wedding, some explanation may be in order. For most of that, go check Lainey's blog. Her insufferable roommate and his boyfriend got married. So I of course decided to crash the wedding. Nee-chan was there as well, presumably for the same reasons I was. And she brought friends. Long story short, my plain failed miserably. Only ONE person ate the poison, and because everyone was too busy trying to help the sick person, my bombs did NOTHING. Killing NO ONE.. Worse. I got trapped in an Elevator with Sagey. I am not a Kung-Fu Wizard like he is, so I was rather outmatched until Tiger and Recluse saved me when the elevator opened.
SPEAKING of Recluse. She will not SHUT UP about Sage. She tackled him when the door opened, and I swear to GOD, since that moment she has not stopped fangasming over... And I quote... "Feeling his strong beautiful body..." and then going off on a tangent (That I shall never repeat) about things she would have liked to do to him if they had more time. It was rather disturbing honestly.
Anyway. Nee-chan seemed to be outmatched upstairs, so Darkhorse and Gleeman managed to get her out alive by providing cover fire and then dragging her out of the ROOM FULL OF MARINES... Nee. Sweetie. You know I love you and all, but... That was an idiotic move. They had guns, you had a knife. Listen to the Master on this one... You should have ambushed stragglers in the fight outside and silently killed them with the knife.
The Good news is, we all managed to escape alive and relatively unharmed. That Konaa jackass has made it on my list for hurting Nee-chan. But that will be for later. God DAMN I need a vacation... Or at least a rest. No attacking bloggers for a little while. I have other targets after all. Easier targets. Who will not fight back as much. That I can use more creative methods to kill. I have not forgotten about Operation Quackerjack. Hehehehehehe.
This was nothing but a minor setback. It changes NOTHING.