Scarecrow and Menglina are dead (And my GOD Menglina tasted good). Angmar has been reassigned to kill Elaine and Cam or be hunted down himself. I wonder which moron we will lose next. My vote is Gleeman... Fucking Freak Job... Saw him doing unspeakable things to a Rubber Chicken. The Chicken did not do a damn thing to deserve that... Poor thing. Also, I am in an ungodly amount of pain. I have been told that it will be a while before I am fully recovered. So fuck you Angmar. I hope Elaine kills you like Scarecrow.
In other news, we received a conformation that Redlight is dead. Can't say I am going to miss the bastard. Though this IS a rather severe setback for us. Redlight was the face of the Chosen, and with him gone, we can expect higher casualties. And severe demoralization. They guy who gave us the news was nearly hysterical. Some of my own friends starting panicking even. So now we need a new Chosen to be the "Face" and replace Redlight. I vote Iscariot personally. It is a tough job, but I sure YOU of all people could handle it.
As for us, well, we have a fuck ton of Targets to murder here in Texas. We even know where one of those Wintergreen survivors are. Dear Dante. Hehehehe. I am going to be far more cautious this time. And Far more aware that I am teamed with possibly the least subtle people in the entire world. Jack nearly murdered FIVE Hospital Staff while I was there. Thank GOD... Or Thank the Loa or whatever those Voodoo Gods are called, that Baron Sammy was able to hold Jack's leash. As for Gleeman and Crouching Tiger's little scuffle, I found out that Gleeman was insulting Tiger's fighting style. Thus Tiger's rage. Henceforth they shall not be teamed together.
My guess is that it will take a week or two to get back to relatively good strength... Goddammit Angmar. Until then, I am going to be directing team building exercises for our merry band of morons. I have my work cut out for me.
Addendum: Tensor keep watch over Terminator please. If I catch him NEAR the morphine one more time, I am torching all the cocaine he has. Fucking addict.
Addendum 2: WHO KEEPS SENDING ME FAN MAIL. I don't even KNOW anyone from New York. Half this crap is written in weeaboonese. I don't know what the fuck a Kawaii is. Sounds like sub-species of Koala. Some relation to Hawaii? Sempai? Pie? Is that Japanese for Pie?
...It is japanise for cute or pretty... Hope that dosnt disturb you.
ReplyDeleteAre you telling me he got more crack? That's it I'm killing all the local drug dealers,and burning his remain stash. Fucking hell.
ReplyDeleteHow are you going to kill me when your lackeys can barely keep from killing themselves?
ReplyDeleteOh, Shitstar. It's cute how inept your team is. Get well soon so you can come try and kill me again. Of course, I'll just send you back to the hospital, but it's the thought that counts, right?
ReplyDelete~Elaine
@Keiken: Oh JOY. I have a fangirl.
ReplyDelete@Tensor: Be subtle about it.
@Dante: You'll see...
@Lainey:I have had to move your name lower on my list, I am afraid. So sorry. We will get to you in time.
Morningstar, it is an honor to meet you. "Sempai" is Japanese for teacher, by the way. If you decide to hunt down this person in New York, please do me the courtesy of informing me before you arrive. I would prefer that we not get in each other's way. Father would not approve of failure from either of us, after all.
ReplyDeleteHa.
ReplyDeleteOf course. You'll get to me... eventually. Riiight. It's okay. Just admit defeat and get it over with.
~Elaine
I'll see. Great answer. So you don't know?
ReplyDeleteThe I think is a sadistic fangirl ._.
ReplyDelete@Andromeda: Of course. I am actually hoping to go to New York after dealing with Dante. Hehehehe.
ReplyDelete@Elaine: I am not dead, and you are not dead. Therefore this is not over.
@Dante: I have absolutely no idea. That is what will make this fun.
@Keiken: I think I know EXACTLY who it is...
Ah, so the bastard really is gone. Cannot say as I shall miss him, but I suppose he did do damn good work.
ReplyDeleteMy dear Morningstar, you flatter me. Someone really does need to get all these fools in line and perhaps when I have finished with current buiness...
~Regards
I'm significantly less worried now. Yay!
ReplyDeleteNow I'm intrigated. If there is no problem may I know who then? Another poor soul in the wrong way perphaps?
ReplyDeleteMorningstar may have to watch out for Jack. If he can't control himself, it might not be great to work with him.
ReplyDeleteThe Mad Ventriloquist got fan mail once. It was very strange.
You leave us alone. Elaine will beat you every time
ReplyDelete-Cam
@Cam: Perhaps. But she cannot beat Father. Father will end you both, even if I fail.
ReplyDelete@Dante: Good for you...