Friday, March 18, 2011

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I have to admit, finding Michael here was a pleasant surprise. We talked for a bit, then he tried to shoot me, then he was on the floor. I guess he could not find Nil. So anyway, I did to him what I did to Gabriel. Then I asked him how it felt. He sort of moaned a bit and made some weird gurgling sounds. Then I realized "Oh! Silly me. He does not have a tongue anymore." Poor Mikey seemed so desperate to tell me something. Oh well. On a related note, I discovered that human flesh tastes very similar to tuna. Learn something new every day!
But I suppose some of you may be wondering how my dinner with Slicey went. I am still alive as you can see. You can see more or less the full conversation on Slice's blog. We are not too different after all it seems. Minus the obvious psychosis. And blatant sadism. And I am more handsome. But I digress. Maybe we will do it again some time.
Alder, I wish to apologize if I offended you in any way by insulting Rika. I just needed to see if I was doing my job well. Clearly I am not. Hence what I am going to do to Fake Kaiju. Fake Kaiju might not be happy with the fact that there is another Kaiju running around. Ever read the Clone Saga of the Spider-Man comics? Clones make things get real confusing, real fast. I might not even stick around to watch the daring rescue of Ron and Cerby fail.
P.S. Black Leaf, I am sorry for doubting your loyalties. I am rather impulsive, and when I saw Pete's post about a "Concerned Party" I immediately jumped to the conclusion that since you were Clyde's friend, you must be the concerned party... Any Ideas on the true identity of the helper(s)?
Addendum: M is... alive?

13 comments:

  1. Third try is a charm, 'Star. Pete has read as two attempts failed utterly. He strikes me as intelligent, I'm sure he has a plan to make this succeed, especially since it seems four people willl be going down this time.

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  2. With all due respect for Al(x)ne's precautions... I believe you may be right. Still, I suppose I can hope ONE of them gets... wounded a bit. Or worse.

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  3. If the four can enter The Ruins they will face a small army's worth of The Master's servants patrolling every street and possibly the Master Himself. Likelihood of escape is very low. Hell, it took a sacrifice of some sort both times for even one person to escape The Ruins.
    I can personally guarantee that Ronald and Clyde will not be rescued, and the best they can hope for is that someone lives to tell the tale. Pete, Slice, the core, or the "contact"? Who knows?

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  4. I suppose I will have to take your word for it. Just... Exercise caution. They are not as stupid as they appear.
    Slice should not be a true issue though.

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  5. Smart or stupid, return from an uninvited trip down to The Ruins is a tall task.

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  6. C'mon, Star. Man that was my kill. Well anyway, it's not really concerning M is alive. He'll be six feet under sooner or later. And everything will be just great, Nothing to worry about.

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  7. Hey, I cannot find you either. Otherwise I would have called you over to finish him. I DO have some Mikey Soup left if you want that. Hmmm... That gives me an idea

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  8. I'd partake if I could. Supersensitized tongue and all that.

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  9. You are simply pathetic you know that. Enslaved to some cosmic horror. You desire what is akin to Godhood, choosing life and death for others and smiting them when you are displeased.
    So you tried to become a parasite to a being beyond your feeble comprehension. Then it broke you, and made you the newest in a long line of pawns.
    Look around you, look at your fellow Quislings. They are mindlessly happy all the time. They are happy even to throw their lives away for the sake of a "God" that does not care about them. This is the life you have chosen. At one time you valued life above all other things, and yet if commanded you would drain every drop of blood from your veins. You weak fool.

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  10. I hope you're only talking about MorningStar, because I've burned that bridge, myself. Try it sometime, Star.

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  11. "Hesperus", huh? Interesting choice of a name.

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  12. Hesperus? Who's name is Hesperus? And Black Leaf, who are you talking to?

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