Thursday, March 10, 2011

We Now Return to Our Regularly Scheduled Psychotic Rambling

Guess what kids? Your favorite psychopathic Slender-servant is back on the loose! And I. Feel. GREAT. I have one less voice in my head to deal with. Ha.
Valtiel means well, but he could have been a LITTLE bit gentler with the whole rehallowing process. Do all Revenants end up as dysfunctional weirdos *coughReachcough*? I am one to talk, right? HAHAHA.
It seems I missed a LOT.
Tensor I didn't know you cared. Threatening He That Is like that if I were to be harmed. Feeling guilty are we? And LIAM. Glad to see you are ok buddy. Hey listen, if you ever need my help murdering your friends and allies, just give me a shout. I am only TOO happy to hack those worthless pieces of garbage to PIECES. Next up, Hakurei! You were quite the indecisive one were you not? That might get you in trouble some day. Maybe soon hahahahaha. Now for Arkady... I have made many stupid decisions in my life: setting my old house on fire, murdering my dog, drowning my big brother... But joining He That Is was not one of them. It was the best thing to ever happen to me. Luke Cifer AND Morningstar agree.
Cynthia, I am truly hurt inside that you would want me DEAD like that. I thought we could be friends.... :(
Oh and Alder and Lady Greensleeves, Thank You for your vote. True friends, both of you. Incidentally, I do not think we have spoken before Miss Greensleeves. You seem like a good person, and are clearly taking care of Slice well. Continue aiding He That Is, and have fun with your job.
I feel like doing something big to celebrate my new found freedoms. Should I burn down an orphanage or simply kill a few runners. OH. Maybe Basroil Squad would like to play.
Addendum: RON IS ALIVE. What fun this could lead too... Dead Leaf eh? Do all Proxies in Boston have to use *Word* Leaf as their names?
Addendum 2: Fuck You. Let me make something clear you pathetic walking dead meat. Never. Ever. EVER. Refer to me as "Lucifer." NEVER. I am a very peaceful, patient, calm person... But for your own sakes, do NOT bring up that name.
Addendum 3: HOORAY. Valtiel told me that Gabriel was killed by Nil! Mikey escaped, but that is alright. Nil will get him too. 

5 comments:

  1. YOUR WELCOME MORNINGSTAR

    I JUST THOUGHT ITD BE A HUGE WASTE TO HAVE YOU KILLED

    I MEAN HAVING A PROXY AROUND WHO IS SO LUCID IS NICE

    I MYSELF AM VERY LUCID

    though...

    ITS VERY HARD TO TYPE NORMALLY

    MY SENTENCES DONT LIKE TO FORM IN TRADITIONAL SENTENCE STRUCTURES

    OH DID YOU SEE WHAT I DID TO DRAKE RECENTLY

    I BURNED HIS CAR AND GOT TO BEAT THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF HIM

    IT WAS WONDERFUL

    LOVE

    ALDER

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  2. i'm sorry i hurt your feelings but there really /are/ too many of you doing whatever you want. :/ i listen to what big brother and He tell me, and i listen to them only. everyone else tends to get in the way and they make me upset. and when i get upset things tend to get violent. :c

    i guess you're okay now, but i dunno how to feel about you, star. why exactly do you want to be my friend?

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  3. Because you can never have enough friends.
    Rest assured, I will not be getting in your way, nor your big brothers. Especially your big brothers.

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  4. Ah, so the slave is happy in his servitude.
    Does Slendy give you treats when you're a good boy?

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  5. He does indeed. He gives me opportunities to rid the world of witless idiots such as yourself.

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