"There has been a delay, we will get the weapon to you tomorrow."
The next day: "There has been a delay, we will get the weapon to you tomorrow."
The next goddamn day: "There has been a delay, we will get the weapon to you tomorrow."
When it gets here, I am going to use the damn thing on the IDIOTS who are supposed to be bringing it. But seeing as how this might take a while, I had better find something to amuse myself with. I have been putting it off for SO long, you know. Just so Haku-Chan could get worried for a while. So, we are going to go see Haku-Chan's little girlfriend and perform a mercy kill on her. God (Father) KNOWS she needs it BADLY. But I gotta say, it was so much FUN fucking with her like this. Plus now I know their friendship is nice and strong. That way, when I end it, it will hurt all the more.
As for the torture of the day... I am thinking... Aside from whatever beating we give her to knock her out and then move her to a Happy Fun Chamber... We yank out some teeth, Slice off a few body parts (We need something to send to Haku-Chan as a present after all)... Leave her locked up in a room with Justin Bieber music... Put on a puppet show for her with her Family's heads (Including the Animals). OH. And Waterboarding. I love THAT. Hmm. May also leave her in Solitary for a few days as well. So we have enough time to unleash the Weapon. Foot Roasting maybe... Never fond of that one.
Oh. How about this one... And I have never used it before but always wanted to: Rats. We have some starving rats. I understand that they used to torture people tying them to the floor, and then by cutting slits in the stomach and then letting the rats run wild. They would then begin to EAT the Intestines, leading a slow agonizing death. What do you think? Should I use that to finish her off?
GOD I CAN'T WAIT.