It seems to be rather slow right now, and I need amusement. Thus Project Quakerjack, and Operation Insano. Operation Insano is the product of one of my life long goals: to be a Doctor. But how does one become a Doctor? Well. The obvious way, simply put, is to steal someone's doctorate degree. Which is exactly what I am going to do. Once that is done, I shall use my new Sciencey Doctor powers to initiate Project Quackerjack. It is a brilliant plan to create yet another glorious weapon for Father's arsenal. We shall take a host of Rubber Duckies, and plant EXPLOSIVES in them. We shall use them like Grenades... Victims will be too entranced by their cuddly plastic visages to run away from the explosion. It is a FOOL-PROOF plan. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Am I not a genius?
Revised to-do list.
1. Serve Father.
2.
Set an Orphanage on Fire. (We're eatin' GOOD tonight)
3. Harass the Sages.
4. Recruit more Children to our Cause.
5. Send said children on suicide missions against Unworthy who do not kill children.
6.
Find a replacement for Killer. Any Volunteers?
7.
Flag Youtube Videos.
7.5 Keep Team 4-Star and Little Kuriboh off of Youtube.
8.
Practice Laugh.
9. Initiate Operation Insano.
10. Throw Water Balloons at a certain Hospital.
11. Gut that amateur Arkady.
12. Learn to play Pipe Organ.
13. Thirteen is unlucky.
14. Have a Wizard's Duel with Sagey. I cast bullet lvl .45
15. Steal candy from a baby. Shoot said baby out of a catapult at the aforementioned Hospital.
16. Shoot down a certain Helicopter. I don't care if it was a dream or not.
17. Shoot Thage. Drag corpse around a city three times while on a Horse.
18. MURDER GUT TORTURE CUT BUTCHER KILL KILL KILL THAT
BITCH.
19. Initiate Project Quackerjack
Insano?
ReplyDeleteYou're a fan of the Spoony Experiment?
wow... that's the first thing I've seen here that's actually shocked me
Oh for the love of...You're a fucking lunatic...
ReplyDeleteMad.
ReplyDeleteBloody brilliant.
ReplyDeleteStay frosty, bitchez.
--Riddles
Is this the kind of company He has me keeping? I think I was better off not knowing.
ReplyDeleteWhat happened to Spanish Guitar? That was far more evil.
ReplyDelete-Joel
Quite brilliant. And deliciously evil.
ReplyDelete... Wow. Brilliant, Shitstar. Does pretending to be a cartoon character actually pass for evil these days.
ReplyDeleteI would have expected better, but I'd have no reason to do so.
Shallow Weak Moves
ReplyDeleteThe Heart of Warriors Past Burns Bright
You Bring Boredom
@Wolf: Why does that surprise you puppy?
ReplyDelete@Joel: What are you talking about. I never mentioned a Spanish Guitar
@Lainey: "Evil." You are in the wrong place for "Evil" you know. You want to see "Evil" then go find Thage. THAT is Evil.
@Not-Sagey: It won't be boring when I shove a fucking Grenade Ducky down your throat will it?
Well little star, after reading through your blog, I was surprised to find any example of good taste.
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