My mission is taking longer than I assumed it would. So to kill some time, we decided we are going to do a few experiments on people. Particularly Runners.
Meet Carl. Carl has been a Runner for about 3 Months now. Carl is an idiot. When he started seeing Father, he decided to NOT look up information online, and instead start running. Needless to say, he did not last long out there. So here he is, uninjured and scared out of his mind.
Now, here is what we are going to do to Carl: We have Zombie Powder, created using a how-to guide that I am SURE is completely reliable. We want to know if this shit works. We will apply the powder to Carl's face. According to the guide, we should then bury him alive. We shall dig him up in.... say... 96 Hours? Oh, I cannot WAIT to see if we have a new zombie slave. I am going to dress him up like a clown and send him to random birthday parties to do unspeakable things to the people there. For the lulz.
Meet Frank. Frank has been a Runner for about 2 Weeks. Seems to have read M's Tutorial though, considering he was frantically covering every inch of his motel room with Operator Symbols when we found him. We are going to perform a highly complex scientific process in order to make it possible for me to drop an anvil on his head. Yes. I am doing it. And it will be awesome. After this, we shall research methods of cooking human flesh that does not lead to it tasting like Tuna.
This one is a doozy. Unfortunately, I cannot reveal what it is. Suffice to say, it could lead to proxying becoming MUCH easier. If it succeeds that is. Wish me luck.
Meet Emily. Emily has been a Runner for exactly two days. So, the experiment is simple. We tie her to some train tracks, and run her over with a train, while I am in a silly top hat with a stick-on Dastardly Whiplash mustache. Why? FOR SCIENCE.
I am sure I can come up with more experiments to do later that will no doubt benefit mankind. Or I can keep doing what I have been doing. Either way. Father should be... Completely apathetic about my achievements here. As always.
Oh and Haku-Chan. See you soon.