Tuesday, April 5, 2011

Insufferable Pricks.

Another reason I hate the North. Assholes. I know, I KNOW. I complain about the North a lot. But really. You see, the local proxies come in two flavors: Complete and utter MORONS, and Holier-than-thou jackasses. Flavor two has been giving me grief lately. So here I was laying in bed, when... let us call him "Redshit Bob"... So Bob barges in and begins complaining to me that I am too careless with our forces and that they are people too and BLAH BLAH BLAH. Then the fool accused me of being a Runner sympathizer, and that I deliberately sent those proxies to their deaths! He acts as if they are not expendable cannon fodder, he is wrong. THEY are cannon fodder, I AM CANNON FODDER and it is not like we are hard to find. Hell it is INCREDIBLY easy to take Runners and Hallow them into service if we need to. Not all Runners make it online you know.
So what if we lost a few worthless grunts to the satanic-ghost-demon-thing. We can get more. We are LESS than Human, created to serve an omnipotent God. Our lives, our needs, our desires mean NOTHING to Him. We exist simply as tools, weapons and toys. I am, was and forever will be a TOOL. All Proxies are. So you see why I am so enraged at this pathetic idiot trying to tell me, one who has served Him all my LIFE, that I am a disloyal monster. Next time we engage a target, I will show him just how "valuable" he is...

17 comments:

  1. THANK YOU! This post just. . .this post.

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  2. It's quite alright, Morningstar. At least some of us know where we stand. We must embrace it, no?

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  3. Indeed... We have far too many potential Tensors or Black Leafs among us.

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  4. Hey I am proud to say I have at least more balls than both of you two boys put together. At least I am willing to fight for my freedom. Also Luke I may have a way to free you soon. I just need to see some test results before I can enact my plan to atone for the sins I have committed against you. I promise I will make right what I am responsible for; just wait a little while longer, and keep up the good fight because I know your still in there some where. I can feel it.

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  5. How Cliche. Things have changed a bit since Black Leaf defected you know. He That Is will not tolerate any more traitors.

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  6. Like I give a rat's ass whether or not it is Cliche. "He that is" can go fuck himself up the ass. Nothing is immortal including him, and eventual we will find away to kill him freeing all those he has enslaved; hopefully including you. Until then I suggest you try not to get yourself killed.

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  7. Naomi. Think about it. If you come up with some Miracle Cure, and we have mass defection. Well that just might convince Him to force all the rest of us to put a bullet in our brains. And those of us who do escape will simply be hunted down just like you. We will be "Free" just long enough to DIE. "Is submission not preferable to extinction?"

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  8. Stop busting Luke's balls, Tensor, that's my thing.

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  9. The US was founded on the saying "Live free or die." So no, not really. You've said it yourself, your life means nothing this way. It's no life at all, so why not take a chance?

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  10. Because he is free. He's choosing to stay an Agent, Haku you fat bastard.

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  11. Not that you're fat, I'm sure you have a lovely figure, and me and my friends would love to hang out with YOU AND YOUR friends, and do that all weekend. But chea, the point still stands.

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  12. Of course I am free. I have always been free. Never once did I imply I was not free. Never Never Never. I have always served Him and I always will, bybybybyby0110001001111001 choooice.

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  13. Yes, everything we do is a choice. Everything. But that never means that other choices can't be made as well. I just can't shake this nagging feeling, Luke. This isn't where you want to be.

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  14. Of course this isn't where he wants to be. You think any of really want this? It's all we can do to not be slaughtered like pigs. Traitorous thoughts. I feel him coming y'know? I'll be punished, but I refuse to give anyone the GOD DAMN satisfaction.

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  15. I am sorry but I have to respectfully disagree with both Luke, and Ygg. I would rather be dead than a slave to that monstrosity.

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  16. My name is Morningstar. Not Luke.
    Your wish will be granted Naomi. Perhaps not by my hand, perhaps not by any proxies' hand... But you cannot hope to defeat or escape Him. He will end your miserable existence along with all your friends and allies. We Will ALL DIE. HAHAHAHA.

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  17. So? That just means Luke could be used as a nickname. Bustin' your balls. AGAAAAAAAAAIN/sunglasses

















    OWOOOOOAH. And all the cool people say Yggyfire Tensor.

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