GOD DAMN SON OF A BITCH

FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKSHIT. IT BURNS LIKE THE FIRES OF HELL. GOD DAMMIT. IT IS NOT EVEN THAT DEEP, IT SHOULD NOT HURT THIS MUCH SO WHY IS IT MAKING ME WANT TO KILL MYSELF MORE THAN USUAL. FUCK YOU SAGEY AND YOUR BUDDY GREEN MAN. GODDAMMIT ALL.
Bob Number-who-gives-a-fuck will inform you all what happened. AND USE NORMAL PEOPLE GRAMMAR.... GOD DAMMIT.
Morningstar went to the location of the "free shot" offered to AmalgamationSage. Naturally he made sure Sage had no way of actually killing him. Morningstar therefore informed a fellow Agent of what was going to happen, and the Agent ordered a squad up to deal with Sage when he arrived. Thus, Morningstar did not go back on his promise of allowing a free shot. How was he to know we would be called in.
Several decoys were also employed, dressed the same as Morningstar to further prevent harm. When Sage arrived, he approached one of the Decoys and was immediately set upon by our forces. Unfortunately, it appears that the apparition or demon that attacked our forces in Philadelphia had tracked us here to New Jersey. It attacked us resulting in 13 casualties on our side, as well as 9 wounded including Morningstar. It was terminated by Agent Alichino. We theorize that the creature may have had some sort of poison or acid on its (we can only assume) claws, hence the agonizing pain Morningstar is currently in. Sage presumably escaped in the ensuing chaos.