Sunday, August 28, 2011

New Jersey. Again.

Can you guess who my next target is? Hehehehe.
We made a new friend as well. Very sweet woman. Poor thing has had such a rough time... We are here to help her with her... Problems. Teaching her the fine art of Killing the SHIT out of your enemies. And guess what? She isn't half bad. I wonder. Can you guess who my new friend is?
This is going to be SO fun. Wish us luck. 

31 comments:

  1. Good luck? I hope that woman's okay..

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  2. Good luck, I suppose. Though I think this woman needs it more than you do.

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  3. do your MISSIONARY WORK well fellow traveler

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  4. I'm disappointed, Star. You don't return my calls. Don't you love me anymore?

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  5. We should play
    Come visit me?
    Yes? No? Maybe?

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  6. Good luck star. You'll fucking need it.

    If not then I most humbly ask you to go die in a fire.

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  7. Your Air-Mile Points must be off the charts. Either that or the Mystery Machine is in serious need of an oil change....

    The only way you could possibly help anyone is the same way a tornado helps a property owner renovate their home. What the hell are you up to this time, Twinkle?

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  8. @KK: I am sort of a "Love 'em and Leave 'em" type guy. Why do you think I have not sought revenge on... Dante or Hakurei. I already had my fun with you. Although I admit. Pushing you and your wheelchair down some stairs is VERY appealing to me. Although, I MIGHT go visit your husband. Hmmm. Yes... That should be added to the list.
    @Prosper: Oh sure. I'll come visit you Prosper. VERY soon. I'll even bring a guest.
    @My Dear Michelle: We fly for free. It is glorious. As for my plans... Well. Who do we know who lives in New Jersey that I want to kill?

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  9. You don't have the balls to go after Derek, Starry Eyes. He's twice your size and carries a police baton around with him. If you DO go after him, though, bring a camera, okay? I wanna see you get turned into a grease spot.

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  10. Oh KK. I don't care if he is three times my size, a Master Martial Artist, AND a trained Marine. I will go after him if I feel like it. And one bullet is all it would take. Or a few stabs to the throat and then playing keep away for a while. It's not like you could help him or anything. I could escape from YOU by running up some stairs. Also keep in mind I have a Kung Fu Guy on MY side. And am one phone call away from having what amounts to a TANK brought in to support me. So who would be turned into the Grease Spot here, my smiling little cripple friend?

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  11. I think you've forgotten something, Starburst. Remember the grenades I had when I came to rescue Christine? I didn't pull those out of my ass, dear. I have friends in low places. They've supplied me with a few nasty surprises should you, your minions, or that dumbass Killdozer thing show up. Oh, and I guarantee I'm a better shot than you.Bring it on, fucktard.

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  12. If those surprises include Anti-Tank Weapons... Well. Then I might take you more seriously. As for being a better shot... Well. That may be so. But what I lack in quality, I make for in... QUANTITY. Perhaps you can out shoot ONE of us before being filled with lead. You know... You've convinced me. Provided I have Andromeda's Blessings... I shall go visit you again. Perhaps we'll have lunch together... Talk about torture... And then I kill you and everyone you care about. Which. To be frank. I think includes only one person: Yourself. Am I right?

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  13. Of COURSE they include anti-tank weapons. That shit is surprisingly easy to find. And you underestimate the power of an MP5 and a steady arm. If you stop by, I'll be sure to make us lunch. And yes, you'd be right, I'd be the only one you'd kill.

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  14. You really are adorable you know. You think you are a little Cripple Rambo, don't you? One would think that the smile I gave you would serve a reminder to you that I am not one to take lightly. But if you really think you can kill me... I shall stop by. Right after I take care of business here in New Jersey. Then I shall take from you, your most valued possession: Your insignificant life. OH I look forward to it. Killing cripples is fun. You can get so creative.

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  15. Nice try, Twinklebunny. If I didn't take you seriously, I wouldn't be stocking up, now would I? You made me smile, sure, but who says that's a bad thing? Hell, maybe the two of us will find we have more in common than we think...who knows? Anyway, I'll see you when you get here. Kiss kiss, dear.

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  16. Us? Have something in common? Ha. Perhaps, perhaps... Wuv you too dear. Try to stay safe until I get there, would you?

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  17. Going to have to second Mitch on this one. ._.

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  18. Star, you mother fucking cunt nugget. I swear to the Gods above if you lay one fucking gnarly finger finger on KK or Derek I will rip you to fucking shreds and string your intestinal tract up as garland in a tree. Stay the fuck away. I swear to gods I WILL kill you. Mother fuckin' pansy ass monster.

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  19. @My Dearest Michelle: YOU'RE the idiot. Idiot.
    @Spencer: You are an idiot too.
    @Aiden: You are also an idiot. But an amusing one. Oh God. I am laughing. This is cute. Pansy ass. HA. I don't think a Pansy could kill dear KK. And I don't think you could so much as SCRATCH me. Also. Speaking from experience. Intestinal Tracks do not work very well as garlands. Birds tend to eat them too quickly. You cannot really enjoy the beauty when a dozen crows are ripping it apart.

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  20. Hello there, brother. It's good to see you're still cheating death and "defying all logic" in the eyes of the Highers. And you've made so many new friends!

    Looking forward to your glorious Plan. I do hope someone gets an anvil driven into their skull. That was always my favorite.

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  21. Hmm, your close by... Maybe you'll be the first proxy i kill. Or if you want, point me in the direction of one of the other proxies you don't like and I'll kill them first.

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  22. @Nightscream: Oh wow. I am late seeing this comment. I have been delayed. Delayed HORRIBLY. No matter though. The plan is still in motion.
    @Hatter: I am close by. If you can find me, by all means, try to kill me. Frankly I am bored at this point. The Delay to my plans is harming me far worse than any pathetic wannabe Psycho could do.

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  23. I never said i was psychotic, just crazy.

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  24. A guess (For why you're in New Jersey). The Jersey Shore people?

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  25. God i hope so. That show is the worst one to ever exist. Please drop some anvils on them.

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  26. Hmm. I agree with Gunn. Even though his name sounds a bit like a... nevermind. >_>

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