THIS IS IT LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. After being delayed GOD knows how long, my plan is FINALLY going to happen. Have you been wondering what this plan is? I believe I mentioned a new friend. And a Plan to Kill a Certain Sage.
The Sage, as some of you might have guessed, is Kay. Poor suicidal, beaten and broken Kay. Now... Before anyone thinks this plan will fail miserably like so many other plans, I want to introduce you to my new friend: http://amothersloveislost.blogspot.com/
Do you know who this is? I do. The Mother of Kay's God Children. AND SHE WANTS REVENGE... On Kay. HAHAHA. The past couple weeks we have been teaching her the fine arts of Killing. As an added precaution, I myself shall be present to assist Melly if she fails to kill Kay and her idiot houseguest...
Now. This Post is set to go up at 6PM. We are not particularly far away from dear Kay's home. We are leaving to murder Kay at exactly 5PM. Meaning no help will come in time. Hehehehehehe. But all is not fun and games with me at the moment. This, I fear, may be my final plan able to be put in action for a while. Sad. I know. But it must be done. I want it to be done. IT WILL BE DONE. I do. I will. I. Me.
BEHOLD WORLD! THE (POSSIBLY) FINAL PLANS OF THE MAGNIFICENT SUPER DR. DARTH LORD COLONEL EMPEROR COMMODORE MORNINGSTAR OF NORTH CAROLINA! TREMBLE YE MIGHTY AND DESPAIR!