Sunday, May 15, 2011

Ok ok ok. I am typing this message from the target's home computer. The thing is a total piece of shit, but that is not important. What is important, is that the target has a wife and Baby boy. Father did not mention them. So Malacoda and I are having some fun with them while we wait. And so we have our new favorite sport... FLAMING BABY BASEBALL. We had to remove the head first of course. Hitting a full baby around is very awkward work. So, I was pitching and Malacoda was hitting. FUCKING HOME RUN STRAIGHT INTO MOMMY'S HEAD. It was Glorious. After a few more rounds, the head was no longer fit to hit, sadly. So we had some fun with Mommy. Scraping off the skin on a few places... Snapping a couple bones here and there. And then we received word that daddy is coming home and will be here in 15 minutes. So we finished Mommy off and I came over to the computer to post this. It was a lot of fun. God I love Canadia. The people here are just so.... Killable. Anyway, time to press publish post and then destroy the computer just to add another level of annoyance to this situation. Good Times. Eh?

23 comments:

  1. Killing infants? How fucking pathetic. Aren't there less repulsive ways to deal with your inadequacies? Sucking off your Slendergod perhaps?

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  2. no efficiency
    no finesse and no style here
    such perfect sadness

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  3. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rfmqBcR5P4&feature=related

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  4. You are a bad person, and I'm not even sure I would want to hug you, no matter how much you need it.

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  5. Squick.

    Seriously, man, you need new hobbies.

    (Also, Setoth, where is the "like" button when you need it?)

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  6. Oh please. Why are you all getting pissy over ONE baby and its mother. There are a billion where that one came from. Besides, this is not the first time I killed a baby. I do not remember you idiots getting mad then.

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  7. Because, dear Morningstar, it's really quite sad. Not only is it a waste of human life, it really doesn't do much besides make you seem like an unimaginative dolt. You rely on shock tactics to get your message across, ignoring the fact that murdering infants requires no skill, no finesse, and has been done for centuries now as a means of inflicting pain and suffering. You've done nothing that hasn't been done a million times before, offered nothing that hasn't been seen, bringing a trophy to your master like a retarded puppy.

    You want to see the real depths of human depravity? You want to see what it's like to push the boundaries of human existence? Come to Austin some time. I can handcuff you to my shower rail and show you a real good time. My caresses and games will leave you convulsing on the floor with sheer ecstasy, taking you to new heights you could only dream of. THAT is pushing boundaries.

    But you won't do that, will you? Because you're a coward. Like Arkady and the others, you use violence to mask your insecurities. You're just as helpless as that mewling infant. I don't hate you, Morningstar. I pity you. By your own admission, you've done nothing that hasn't been done a billion times before. And in the end, you'll only fade out into obscurity like an empty, lifeless shell. You'll never transcend, never experience, never be alive.

    Enjoy yourself while you can. I can't imagine it will be long before someone bothers to put you down like a rabid dog. Maybe even your own master. But until then...

    Love Under Will
    93/93

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  8. Setoth, Setoth, Setoth. I do not HAVE a message I am trying to get across. I am not trying to prove anything. I am merely serving Father to the best of my not insignificant abilities. I have said it once, I shall say it again. All of us. Every single one of us, is going to die. Father will be the most likely cause of our deaths. And no one will remember or mourn us. Everything done here will have been pointless. So I may as well enjoy Life to it's fullest. Yes?
    I do not push the boundaries of human existence. I END them. This rabid dog would be all to happy to end you. But I have my orders from above. So sorry.

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  9. @Setoth: .........You can waste a human life? Some people are just a waste to KEEP alive. Not that I agree with the Invading Merkin here, but you're a bit off yourself.

    @Morningstar: "Flaming baby baseball"... yeah, because that totally makes the most sense to pass the time. For fuck's sake... if you're going to fault this good country with your presence, you could at least try hockey instead of baseball. I'd imagine you would like it. Think: old fashion wrestling with razor-sharp blades attached to your feet~ You know you've watched an epic one when the two goalies get into a brawl.

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  10. Setoth, I think I might love you.

    ...In a platonic way, of course.

    Morningstar, there's more healthy ways to enjoy yourself. That don't involve /killing babies/. Could you be any more cliche?

    Mitch, the cost of killed people who you deem are a 'waste' is usually way higher than it is to keep them alive. Also, when you begin saying some people are subhuman for whatever reason, it's a slippery slope...

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  11. @Dante: Oh, for the love of shit, I didn't say anything about subhuman. We're all HUMAN - and that's exactly the POINT. All of us live, all die, just for different amounts of time. Humans seem to think we're above death or that the world cares who goes first. Young, old, in between... doesn't matter. Nature has never cared and Star himself is a lunatic. If he hadn't killed this group, it would have been someone else. Would you be arguing about it if the other choice was he did this to your family? Your friends? What if the other choice was you killing a proxy? Do you see yourself and those you care about as more worthy of life, Dante?

    Survival of the fittest: The most basic rule in the book.

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  12. @Mitch: All human life has value. If a person doesn't do something meaningful with their own life, then they are wasting that value. But it is still there, and they have a responsibility to make something of it even if they choose not to. And there is always the possibility that in the future they may do something to reclaim that value. Life is a tricky thing in that regard. Calling someone a "waste" is pretty damning, and hard to predict unless you know the future.

    @Dante: Always a pleasure to amuse :D

    @Morningstar: All life ends, Morningstar. Your servitude is illusory, the goals of your Master are laughable, and your childish behavior is cartoonish. While you and your ilk speed up the inevitable process of entropy, our kind will continue to build and grow and make and experience. By virtue of living and making something new of ourselves, we have transcended even the Slender One.

    Love Under Will
    93/93

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  13. Everything you build will inevitably collapse. Every Inch you grow simply determines the size of your coffin. Everything you make will crumble to dust. All your experiences will mean nothing once you are dead.
    Anyone and Anything that I do not kill or destroy, will be suffer the same fate by the hand of something else. Existence itself is but a fleeting phenomena, not soon to repeat itself once everything collapses in on itself once again. Everything we do and say is meaningless. So I have fun with what little time I have left.

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  14. Mitch, never said I think I'm above death. Actually, I've mentioned several times I'm basically a "dead man walking" now that I've been infected. I'm perfectly aware that we're all going to die someday.

    As for your choice question, it's irrelevant because the other choice wasn't him killing my friends or family. He could have just not killed anyone at all. I know he wouldn't do that, but he still had the choice not to.

    I'm not saying he wouldn't have done it, I'm saying he shouldn't have.

    I'd kill a proxy if it meant my safety wasn't at risk, but I wouldn't just go out and torture then kill one for shits and giggles. What Morningstar is doing is different than killing proxies, who are trying to kill you.

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  15. i am so tempted to abandon everything i have tried to accomplish just for the chance at your throat, you putrid pile of murderous death worshiping garbage....


    ...wait...you...you're taunting us, you're trying to rile us up for something, aren't you? Sure you claim to be all badass, that's fine. Most of your kills are practically out of Looney Tunes, but this. This is sadism of an extreme kind. It's not how you work.

    Are you trying to lure me, or is it someone else you're after?

    Ha, ha! Who is it you want to come after you?

    Is it me? You've certainly proven yourself vile enough

    Is it Setoth? You and he seem to have a history.

    Is...is it Kay?

    It is, isn't it? You wrote about crossing a most horrid line, to infuriate her. Because she's the most compassionate of all of us.

    We all know you don't have the balls to really do something so horrid, so that must be it.

    I see through you, proxy.

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  16. zerosage, I think Morningstar is just being his usual dickish self. That's the thing about compassionate people: they don't get angry, they just get sad.

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  17. You think killing a Baby is badass Zero? I am not surprised. You seem to be incapable of killing anything more dangerous.
    Never once have I claimed to be Badass, or anything other than a knife wielding maniac. That you think I am trying to be "badass" by killing a baby says quite a lot about you Zero.

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  18. I would like to contest the fact of Kay being the "most compassionate of all of us". Not to take the title for myself. I just think it's a bit silly to give anyone a superiority. Even in compassion.

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  19. Why did I leave a blank post here?

    Morningstar, you're going to be put down like a dog someday soon. And it'll be hilarious.

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  20. the one that criticizes you, Morningstar


    it reads

    no efficiency
    no finesse and no style here
    such perfect sadness

    You know, MS....I'm still in New England.

    How about we meet up on the country border for a good old fashioned throat slitting?

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  21. I have an even better idea then that. How about me and Star meet up for some fun times? A couple of stiff drinks, the starry sky, my hammer, and Star’s knives. Sounds like the beginning of something lovely to me. After I finish with my business on this side of the border of course.

    What do you say, sugar?

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  22. Heathen. You will pay for the slaughter of innocents.

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