Sunday, May 15, 2011
Ok ok ok. I am typing this message from the target's home computer. The thing is a total piece of shit, but that is not important. What is important, is that the target has a wife and Baby boy. Father did not mention them. So Malacoda and I are having some fun with them while we wait. And so we have our new favorite sport... FLAMING BABY BASEBALL. We had to remove the head first of course. Hitting a full baby around is very awkward work. So, I was pitching and Malacoda was hitting. FUCKING HOME RUN STRAIGHT INTO MOMMY'S HEAD. It was Glorious. After a few more rounds, the head was no longer fit to hit, sadly. So we had some fun with Mommy. Scraping off the skin on a few places... Snapping a couple bones here and there. And then we received word that daddy is coming home and will be here in 15 minutes. So we finished Mommy off and I came over to the computer to post this. It was a lot of fun. God I love Canadia. The people here are just so.... Killable. Anyway, time to press publish post and then destroy the computer just to add another level of annoyance to this situation. Good Times. Eh?