Saturday, May 28, 2011

God is Fickle

Well well. Father took an interest in my Target. Which means I do not get to kill the bastard. Oh well. I was going to use him to prepare a theoretical defense.
If Zero is making a weapon from the Bones of Runners The Unworthy/Proxies The Chosen, I shall create a defense against said weapon from the Skin of Innocents and the Unworthy. I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE THINKING AND FUCK YOU. If Zero can create some unholy weapon from bones, I can create a Holy... Shield... From the skin of the unworthy. Since I appear to be more adept at killing than Zero, and his fans, I should be finished with my Shield long before he is... Which brings me to the next topic of discussion...
NAOMI IS BACK *Throws Confetti into the air*. She also wants to "cure" me, turning me into an Unworthy. Not going to happen, and I hope to add your flesh to My Holy Shield. With her, and the New Sages flesh joined together, THIS SHIELD SHALL BE... I have no idea. Invincible? Invincible to whatever weapon Zero is making? Foul smelling... Well that is a given. I digress. It shall be... Something. SOMETHING IMPORTANT NO DOUBT. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

11 comments:

  1. You don't REALLY understand his "weapon" at all do you? Why defend against something that isn't going to work?

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  2. Simple. To piss off Zero. It's funny.

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  3. you may not be a shield, but you certainly are a tool

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  4. Don't be stupid Luke; When I've you found I'm going to shoot you with cure from a distance. If it just so happens you're surrounded with other proxies at that time. . . Well then you, and I both know what will happen, and it wont be pretty either.

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  5. @Zero: And a damn good tool if I do say so myself.
    @Naomi: Don't be stupid Naomi; When you've found me, I'll have found you. And you will not get the chance to shoot me.

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  6. Your shield will be really nasty smelling and really useless, Luci.

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  7. And you my dear Luke are forgetting that I'm a highly trained killer, and a damned good shot. Based on the fact that you have yet to go after me I can safely assume you're unable to find me, and that means I still have the upper hand.

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  8. @Dante: Just like Zero's weapon.
    @Naomi: And you my dear Naomi are forgetting I am a highly unstable psychopath and a damned lucky one. If I gave a shit about finding you, it would not be difficult to locate you. But I do not. Not yet. Besides. You have no idea where I am either. Canada is really big you know.

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  9. Actually, if you could use the skin to make leather, you could create something that would serve as a halfway decent defense. Until someone just pulls out a gun, but it's the though that counts, right?

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  10. Huh. Good idea Omega. And Zero is not known to use guns. Too fanatically obsessed with that sword. Which brings all sorts of unpleasant images to mind. Imagine it. Zero, Rika's Corpse, the sword, candles, wine, a bed. And horrible horrible images.

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  11. Hello Morningstar. You may not know me, but I know of you. I would like to say that I have taken the time to read you're blog and find you as a human being absolutely disgusting. I contemplated making my own account to tell you this but I decided you weren't worth the effort.

    Flaming. Baby. Baseball? You take things much to far. You were sent after a man and put his wife and child through hell? Why? What the fuck? This sick love of pain does not need to be fed at ALL.

    Sincerely, Galahad.

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