Slice decided to cut and run it seems. Now his brother Dicey is being set up to take the reigns. I dare say he will be a little harder to convince that this is all an ARG than the other one was... Could be fun.
Though I have to say, I am getting a bit twitchy again. The skirmish with Forgey and Greenie was fun and all, but it did not really satisfy me. Regrettably, intel is still... Scarce. You are very lucky Hakurei. But that luck will soon run out and you really have Sagey to blame. Huh. Maybe it is time to enroll a few of these newly orphaned young Hallowed into a local preschool. Know of any decent ones in the area Hakurei? Sagey?
By the way Sagey, the Jersey Devil. Really? What is next, Mothman? The Chupacabra? Bigfoot? The Rake? Oh wait. Scratch that last one. Point is, that is just plain UNFAIR. On top of being utterly useless against He That Is. Lets make a deal. You do not summon anymore demonic entities and I do not head back to Philadelphia and finish the jolly green jackass and Forgie. And if you call within the next 24 Hours I will even throw in a free shot at ME.
Thursday, March 31, 2011
Wednesday, March 30, 2011
Filler
Now I have to bide my time for a few days. How about some music?
Let no one say I have poor taste in music. Take some time to appreciate the lyrics. Specifically the last bit.
Let no one say I have poor taste in music. Take some time to appreciate the lyrics. Specifically the last bit.
Finally Settled in.
Linked up with the New Jersey branch of Proxies and READY TO HAVE FUN. No sign of Beetlejuice yet, so I assume it did not follow me out of Philadelphia. Still, until Sagey and his buddy Greenie are six feet under, I am going to stay in very light rooms. Now then, what sort of fun can I have while I am here. I must admit, ever since cartoon villainy was mentioned, I have this urge to tie up someone to some railroad tracks. Want to volunteer Hakurei? I am sure your dashing hero SAGEY could save you.
I also that Ron is back to... "normal." Lovely. I was actually planning on pulling another Fake Kaiju with him, but his little freak out occurred when I was sleeping. Oh well.
Last but not least, the return of Fizzbomb. Assuming it is not simply a trick, and it is as she said... This will not end well for us. It never does. This was an idiotic move. But until the inevitable betrayal, hopefully she will do some damage. And by damage, I mean killing Thage, Reach, or Ava. ESPECIALLY Thage. I personally would not be opposed to He That Is sending every single one of us after those three. Hmmm... That gives me an idea. Null.
I also that Ron is back to... "normal." Lovely. I was actually planning on pulling another Fake Kaiju with him, but his little freak out occurred when I was sleeping. Oh well.
Last but not least, the return of Fizzbomb. Assuming it is not simply a trick, and it is as she said... This will not end well for us. It never does. This was an idiotic move. But until the inevitable betrayal, hopefully she will do some damage. And by damage, I mean killing Thage, Reach, or Ava. ESPECIALLY Thage. I personally would not be opposed to He That Is sending every single one of us after those three. Hmmm... That gives me an idea. Null.
Monday, March 28, 2011
What the FUCK.
Bob 2 Came back. He was unresponsive, and then suddenly Bob 3 was gutted. Bob 4 was levitated in the air and ripped in fucking half. Some THING was hiding in the shadows of the room and was butchering them one by one. The Hallowed stayed calm as usual, but the Agents were freaking out. Idiot cowards must have never seen a horror movie because they did one of the dumbest things imaginable: They ran down the dark hallway in the hopes of escaping when the exit was THE OTHER WAY. The Good news is they bought us some time.
As one can imagine, I immediately ordered an attack on that "Green Man" Sagey was talking about, hoping killing him would get rid of Freddy Krueger here. Long story short, we found Green Man and Forgey. Between the the two of them and the Ghost of Jason Voorhees however, we were rather outmatched. Oh well. At least I get the pleasure of knowing Greeny will be taking an extended vacation to the nearest hospital after what I did to him. I wish I had more time to both enjoy his screams and do the same to Forgey, but I cannot kill a fucking ghost thing.
Fuck Philadelphia. I tried to civil Sagey. I tried to be nice. But when you send a homicidal Casper after me, the gloves come off. Even He That Is will be horrified at what I am going to do to you. The fires of hell will be a welcome release for you. You will see just how cruel a sadist with a grudge can be.
As one can imagine, I immediately ordered an attack on that "Green Man" Sagey was talking about, hoping killing him would get rid of Freddy Krueger here. Long story short, we found Green Man and Forgey. Between the the two of them and the Ghost of Jason Voorhees however, we were rather outmatched. Oh well. At least I get the pleasure of knowing Greeny will be taking an extended vacation to the nearest hospital after what I did to him. I wish I had more time to both enjoy his screams and do the same to Forgey, but I cannot kill a fucking ghost thing.
Fuck Philadelphia. I tried to civil Sagey. I tried to be nice. But when you send a homicidal Casper after me, the gloves come off. Even He That Is will be horrified at what I am going to do to you. The fires of hell will be a welcome release for you. You will see just how cruel a sadist with a grudge can be.
Have I mentioned I loathe the Northern States?
Because I really REALLY do. Rude people EVERYWHERE. Bad drivers too.
So, I was checking some of the various blogs and discovered a blog made by... Redlight? Now I am too far down on the food chain to be privy to big red's activities, but it seems a bit off to me. Then again, I would not put it past Redlight to be simply screwing with people. Time will tell.
So, Sagey's buddy Forgemaster suffered a terrible accident earlier. Apparently some LUNATIC decided it would be fun to set his ENTIRE home on fire. What if he had PETS in there? Keep him in your thoughts and prayers will you? I get the feeling this will the first in a series of unfortunate... accidents, so long as Sagey is away from home.
Yes Sagey, we want you to leave Hakurei alone. You see, Hakurei has attracted attention from a few of my immediate superiors because of... I have already said too much. Have fun in New Joisey Sagey.
So, I was checking some of the various blogs and discovered a blog made by... Redlight? Now I am too far down on the food chain to be privy to big red's activities, but it seems a bit off to me. Then again, I would not put it past Redlight to be simply screwing with people. Time will tell.
So, Sagey's buddy Forgemaster suffered a terrible accident earlier. Apparently some LUNATIC decided it would be fun to set his ENTIRE home on fire. What if he had PETS in there? Keep him in your thoughts and prayers will you? I get the feeling this will the first in a series of unfortunate... accidents, so long as Sagey is away from home.
Yes Sagey, we want you to leave Hakurei alone. You see, Hakurei has attracted attention from a few of my immediate superiors because of... I have already said too much. Have fun in New Joisey Sagey.
Sunday, March 27, 2011
Friday, March 25, 2011
Imma heding to knew joisey guyz!!1!
But do not expect to see me any time soon. Or any time at all.
I believe Arkady called me a "Saturday Morning Cartoon Villain" a post or two earlier. I think it might be fun to play into that. I wonder what would happen if I dropped an anvil on New Mikey's head...
I believe Arkady called me a "Saturday Morning Cartoon Villain" a post or two earlier. I think it might be fun to play into that. I wonder what would happen if I dropped an anvil on New Mikey's head...
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