Hello, hello, hello my Loyal Readers, Watchers, and future victims. I AM BACK. Rehallowed, and ready to get back to SLAUGHTERING THE MASSES. HAHAHA. So. I bet some of you are confused about recent events. Allow me to recap.
I had a lapse in loyalty, and switched sides like a dumbass. Ran off with Elaine and Spencer. Lovely people. Stayed locked in a basement for a little while... Then I received my Punishment. Cannot remember what happened until I woke up for all of one day. Then I went a little coo-coo for Cocoa Puffs and ran off, abandoning poor idiotic Elaine. The rest is mostly a haze, but it seems I ran to Haku-Chan for some ungodly reason. This proved to be a mistake, as Haku-Chan's Guard Dog found me. Lovely Girl. Killed her family and destroyed her life, you know. Tons of fun, loads of laughs. She does not agree, so she tazed me a few times, and held me captive until I was visited by Father. And Now, I am BACK... And my dear sweet Michelle tossed me this... Strange Cellular Device thing. iWhatever this thing is. Goddamn Apple. Probably going to break it once I am done with this post. ANYWAY. Michy wants a climactic fight to the death with me. I am considering it, but it REALLY would be funny if I escaped again. Then again, I really want to pluck out those pretty eyes of hers and keep them. So Shiny.
If I choose to fight, I admit, a fight might prove somewhat difficult due to how malnourished I am. I have not been eating very well in recent days. I may also be sick, but this could simply be the effects of being chained to a bed for a while in an uncomfortable position. Though I have been eating a lot of raw meat, which is not particularly good for you. I cannot believe I went feral enough to not REMEMBER TO COOK MY FOOD. Oh well. Should only be a minor inconvenience. I have been killing for months, (Months Goddammit. I saw the comments. Get your facts straight morons. I killed ONE person prior to Father. Then I killed Mom and Dad. THEN I became a serial murderer without peer. Arkady was an AMATEUR compared to my brilliance) while she has only killed... One person? By force? She has had an easy life. Idiotic Farm Girl. I have had to FIGHT to survive all these years. Hehehe. This should be a simple task, despite my weakened condition.
SO. Valtiel. No need to replace me. I am back, and ready to serve. Each Hallowing I have received has lasted longer than the last, so it is possible that this one is permanent. Hehehe. So. After I kill the Bitch, I wonder what I shall do next... Maybe... Mess with the Couriers. I didn't like them anyway. OR. I could go finish off Kay. OR. I could mess with Konaa, and in the process one up that jackass Rhodes. OR. I could go build a new team of Minions and continue my merry slaughter across the states. OR. I could go for Ice Cream, because Jesus H Christ I am tired of meat right now. It is alright. I have time. All the time in the world. HAHAHAHAHAHA. I WILL NEVER DIE. NEVER. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
But you know what? I am feeling REALLY great, minus some nausea and soreness/Stiffness of the limbs. I think I will pay Haku-Chan a visit after killing Michelle. Then I will FUCKING kill her. Just so our favorite Guard Dog will have a Master, even in death. Am I not merciful?