Thursday, October 6, 2011

The One True Morningstar

Hello, hello, hello my Loyal Readers, Watchers, and future victims. I AM BACK. Rehallowed, and ready to get back to SLAUGHTERING THE MASSES. HAHAHA. So. I bet some of you are confused about recent events. Allow me to recap.
I had a lapse in loyalty, and switched sides like a dumbass. Ran off with Elaine and Spencer. Lovely people. Stayed locked in a basement for a little while... Then I received my Punishment. Cannot remember what happened until I woke up for all of one day. Then I went a little coo-coo for Cocoa Puffs and ran off, abandoning poor idiotic Elaine. The rest is mostly a haze, but it seems I ran to Haku-Chan for some ungodly reason. This proved to be  a mistake, as Haku-Chan's Guard Dog found me. Lovely Girl. Killed her family and destroyed her life, you know. Tons of fun, loads of laughs. She does not agree, so she tazed me a few times, and held me captive until I was visited by Father. And Now, I am BACK... And my dear sweet Michelle tossed me this... Strange Cellular Device thing. iWhatever this thing is. Goddamn Apple. Probably going to break it once I am done with this post. ANYWAY. Michy wants a climactic fight to the death with me. I am considering it, but it REALLY would be funny if I escaped again. Then again, I really want to pluck out those pretty eyes of hers and keep them. So Shiny.
If I choose to fight, I admit, a fight might prove somewhat difficult due to how malnourished I am. I have not been eating very well in recent days. I may also be sick, but this could simply be the effects of being chained to a bed for a while in an uncomfortable position. Though I have been eating a lot of raw meat, which is not particularly good for you. I cannot believe I went feral enough to not REMEMBER TO COOK MY FOOD. Oh well. Should only be a minor inconvenience. I have been killing for months, (Months Goddammit. I saw the comments. Get your facts straight morons. I killed ONE person prior to Father. Then I killed Mom and Dad. THEN I became a serial murderer without peer. Arkady was an AMATEUR compared to my brilliance) while she has only killed... One person? By force? She has had an easy life. Idiotic Farm Girl. I have had to FIGHT to survive all these years. Hehehe. This should be a simple task, despite my weakened condition.
SO. Valtiel. No need to replace me. I am back, and ready to serve. Each Hallowing I have received has lasted longer than the last, so it is possible that this one is permanent. Hehehe. So. After I kill the Bitch, I wonder what I shall do next... Maybe... Mess with the Couriers. I didn't like them anyway. OR. I could go finish off Kay. OR. I could mess with Konaa, and in the process one up that jackass Rhodes. OR. I could go build a new team of Minions and continue my merry slaughter across the states. OR. I could go for Ice Cream, because Jesus H Christ I am tired of meat right now. It is alright. I have time. All the time in the world. HAHAHAHAHAHA. I WILL NEVER DIE. NEVER. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
But you know what? I am feeling REALLY great, minus some nausea and soreness/Stiffness of the limbs. I think I will pay Haku-Chan a visit after killing Michelle. Then I will FUCKING kill her. Just so our favorite Guard Dog will have a Master, even in death. Am I not merciful?

16 comments:

  1. No...Nononononono.
    This isn't you. It isn't. Please. Fight, focus. Come back to us. Please.
    Please

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  2. ... That mark our place, and in the sky, the larks, still bravely singing, fly

    Scarce heard amid the guns below.

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  3. I'm sorry Elaine... It was so close...

    I'm so sorry.

    ~Lucas

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  4. ...tch. This...is just sick.

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  5. Yaaaaaaaaay! Sempai is back! :)))))))) So sugoi ^_^_^_^ ~<3<3<3!!!!

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  6. Wonderful. This is possibly just about the best news I could hear!

    Now Morningstar, though I advocated explicitly for your murder, I am more than pleased that you are back among the fold. I gladly welcome you back.

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  7. Finally! Welcome back, Shooter. Hasn't been the same without your idiotic touch.

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  8. Still haven't gotten over Arkady yet, Morningstar? I mean, come on, pining for a lost love is one thing, but now you're getting obsessive.

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  9. THIS IS GLORIOUS!!
    Oh Morningstar you are so fun and wonderful. Ya should kill em for trying to change ya!
    Welcome back, boyo. ;)

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  10. That's pretty sweet and Imma let you finish, but I just gotta say that if you've got anything planned for undermining Rhodes you'd better fucking let me in on it, bro. Nice to see you back to your crazy ass old self, mah nigga.

    Keep it frosty.

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  11. Star, you kill without a goal. You realize that makes you second-rate at BEST, right? Just saying.

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  12. ....Heh. Should I say Welcome back? or just slap you for being a total nimrod?

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  13. YOU should go away and let the big people talk, kid.

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  14. Well. You can't lose what you haven't got. In your case, I suspect that to be your soul and loyalty.

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