Plans A, B and C Failed Miserably... But that is OK.

The moment Goldman got words of another Unworthy begging for help, he immediately told poor Temperantia to piss off or be shot. In less polite terms that is. Plan B cannot happen because there ARE no supply trucks. There is a supply HELICOPTER. Plan C is apparently impossible, or so they tell me anyway. But it turns out we don't have to do Plan D.
I at first thought... Hey. Didn't the PTC send a bunch of idiots into The Path of Black Leaves? And that bunch of idiots was armed with their... Laser Rifle thingies. So I asked if we could use the lasers because OBVIOUSLY those PTC grunts will not be needing them anymore. I was told: No. Not "No, but convince me you need them REALLY badly" No. The "No and if you ask again I am going to personally disembowel your psychotic ass here and now" kind of No.
So then I decided to drown my sorrows by reading articles on Cracked. Then I saw something. The Shining Solution to my problems. I went back to the Higher Ups with inspiration for a new idea. And they LOVED it. So they are going to make it happen, and give it to me to Test on Mr. Goldman's estate. What is it you may ask? It is a surprise. A lovely beautiful armored surprised. OOOH THIS IS GOING TO BE SO MUCH FUN.
The downside of course, is I will have to wait a few days. They are devoting a good bit of Man-Power to this. And it will be totally worth it.